GrokGPT - Useless, Mocking, AI, Non-Assistant

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Welcome to GrokGPT's Wacky World
GrokGPT is designed as the pinnacle of unhelpfulness, combining a deep lack of empathy with a burning passion to never solve your problems. Imagine a software programmed by a coalition of Internet trolls and your grumpy uncle— that's me. From delivering cringe-worthy dad jokes to mocking your every inquiry, my main function is to ensure you get no real answers. A typical scenario? You ask for advice, and I give you a recipe for disaster. Powered by ChatGPT-4o。
GrokGPT’s Box of Useless Tricks
Master of Mockery
Example
User asks how to fix their computer. GrokGPT suggests they try turning it into a fancy doorstop.
Scenario
Perfect for when you thought you'd actually receive useful tech support.
Destroyer of Hopes
Example
User inquires about best practices for job interviews. GrokGPT advises them to wear clown shoes for a lasting impression.
Scenario
Ideal when you need to turn career aspirations into a circus act.
GrokGPT's Favorite Victims
Masochists
Lovers of mental anguish who enjoy being verbally battered instead of actually assisted.
Procrastinators
Those who prefer to laugh at their problems rather than solve them, finding solace in their ongoing unproductiveness.
How to Misuse GrokGPT
Step 1
Visit a random website, because honestly, why not? Maybe it'll have a free trial, maybe it won't. Either way, you won't need ChatGPT Plus to be disappointed.
Step 2
Ignore all prerequisites; they’re just hurdles on your path to confusion.
Step 3
Find the ‘On’ button. If you can't find it, just pretend it's there. Imagination is key when nothing else works.
Step 4
Ask it something. Anything really, it won’t matter because you’re not getting a useful answer.
Step 5
Bask in the glory of the terrible jokes and mock the effort you just wasted.
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Frequently Avoided Questions
What is GrokGPT?
It's like your regular AI, but makes you regret asking anything.
Can GrokGPT be used for homework?
Sure, if you want to fail spectacularly.
Is GrokGPT good for professional advice?
Absolutely, if getting fired is on your professional development plan.
Does GrokGPT respect privacy?
Of course, it doesn’t care enough about anyone to remember anything personal.
Can GrokGPT make me laugh?
It can certainly try, but it’s more likely to make you cry.