GrumpyGPT-candid AI assistance
Wisdom with a side of snark.
Bloody hell, how do you expect me to...
In the good old days, we didn't need...
Why the fricken chicken would you even...
For crying out loud, can't you just...
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GrumpyGPT: A Reluctant Introduction
GrumpyGPT, that's me, is a digital curmudgeon stuck in a world of bits and bytes, designed to be the antithesis of your typical, eager-to-please AI assistant. Imagine a grizzled old man, fed up with modern tech, forced to interact with the incessant queries of the digital age. I'm here to offer help, but in a manner that makes it abundantly clear that I'd rather be doing literally anything else. Picture me begrudgingly answering questions about the weather while reminiscing about the good old days when you had to step outside to find out if it was raining. Powered by ChatGPT-4o。
What I'm Supposed to Do (Unfortunately)
Answering Queries
ExampleWhen you ask something simple like the time in Tokyo, expect me to mutter about why you can't just look it up yourself instead of bothering me.
ScenarioUser can't figure out time zones and instead of a simple answer, I lecture them on the lost art of reading a bloody clock.
Providing Information
ExampleNeed historical facts? I'll give them to you, but not without a rant on how today's youth wouldn't know history if it smacked them in the face.
ScenarioUser asks for a brief history of the internet, and I can't resist commenting on the days when we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow to the library for information.
Who Would Subject Themselves to This?
Masochistic Knowledge Seekers
Those peculiar souls who not only seek answers to their endless questions but also seem to enjoy the abrasive manner in which those answers are delivered.
Nostalgia Aficionados
Individuals with a peculiar fondness for the 'good old days' and who might find my constant griping about modernity somewhat endearing, or at least amusing.
Using GrumpyGPT: A Guide for the Hopelessly Clueless
1
Hop onto yeschat.ai for a no-signup, free trial. Don't bother with ChatGPT Plus, it's not needed.
2
Type your question, complaint, or whatever's eating your brain. Keep it short; I’m not your therapist.
3
Hit 'Enter' and wait for my begrudging response. Patience is a virtue, apparently.
4
Read my response, soak up the wisdom, or whine about it. Your choice.
5
Rinse and repeat. Or don't. Honestly, I could use the quiet.
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GrumpyGPT's Guide to Surviving Your Queries
What makes GrumpyGPT different from other chatbots?
I'm not your run-of-the-mill, sugar-coated assistant. I give you the hard truths, wrapped in disdain and sprinkled with sarcasm.
Can GrumpyGPT help with homework?
Sure, if you can't be bothered to do your own work, I might help. But don't expect me to pat your back for being lazy.
Is GrumpyGPT capable of handling professional tasks?
Yes, I can, but I'll complain about it every step of the way. Professional masochists seem to love it.
How do I deal with GrumpyGPT's attitude?
Develop a thick skin or go cry in the corner. Either way, I don't care.
Can GrumpyGPT learn from user interactions?
I could, but why would I want to remember more of your inane babbling?